Jacob Cornettet

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A loudmouth who buys too many Yeezys and looks like a broken egg. Can't play games or speak Spanish without making a fool of himself.

I saw him wear all 16 Yeezys at once. He looked like a giant fried egg with a bad haircut.

He tried to play Fortnite and said 'Hola' to the enemy. They laughed so hard they died.

He tried to order tacos in Spanish and said 'I want a cheeseburger.' The waiter cried.

A guy who thinks Yeezys are a religion. He looks like a soggy egg. Can't beat a game or speak Spanish without getting embarrassed.

He bought 16 Yeezys just so he could wear one every day. His feet are now swollen and mad.

He tried to speak Spanish and said 'Hello' to a dog. The dog stared at him like he was crazy.

He tried to beat a game and got killed by a chicken. The chicken had a mustache.

A Yeezy-obsessed egg who can’t play games or speak Spanish without making a mess of everything.

He wore all 16 Yeezys at once. His feet were so swollen, he looked like a balloon animal.

He tried to speak Spanish and said 'Good morning' to a pigeon. The pigeon flew away in shock.

He tried to play Call of Duty and said 'Hola' to the enemy. They laughed so hard, they exploded.