Jacob ball
The kind of guy who loves showing off his old, saggy, blue waffles and thinks it’s a big deal if people pass out from looking at them.
He brought his blue waffles to the party and everyone got sick. He thought it was a win.
He rubbed his blue waffles in my face and said, 'You’re gonna get it too.'
He laughed when I fainted and said, 'That’s what you get for being a loser.'