Jacob ball

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A smug, self-absorbed guy who thinks he's the best at everything and laughs at people who aren't as cool as him. He’s usually tall and has the skin of a sunburned potato.
Jacob ball just called me a 'munchkin' because I’m 5'2" and he’s 6'4". He’s also tan like a fried chicken.
He bragged about his tan so much I thought he was going to start peeling.
He said I was 'a disgrace to humanity' because I didn’t know what a 'blue waffle' was.
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The kind of guy who loves showing off his old, saggy, blue waffles and thinks it’s a big deal if people pass out from looking at them.
He brought his blue waffles to the party and everyone got sick. He thought it was a win.
He rubbed his blue waffles in my face and said, 'You’re gonna get it too.'
He laughed when I fainted and said, 'That’s what you get for being a loser.'
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