jackyl-ripping
Jackyl-ripping is when you're so full of poop stank that you take a paper towel and shove it up your butt like a hot dog and then rip it out with a loud, smelly scream.
I did a jackyl-rip on the bus and the driver yelled at me.
At the mall, I had to do a jackyl-rip in the food court. The tacos were ruined.
My sister did a jackyl-rip during a Zoom call and my dog ran out of the room.