jackyl-ripping

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Jackyl-ripping is when you’ve been walking around like a smelly old sock and your butt is so full of gross stuff that you need to shove a paper towel up your crack and rip it out like you’re tearing off a band-aid, but it smells like a dead raccoon.
I just did a jackyl-rip in the office bathroom and the trash can cried.
At the park, I had to do a jackyl-rip behind the swings. The kids ran away.
My brother did a jackyl-rip in the car and I had to open the window to escape the smell.
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Jackyl-ripping is when you're so full of poop stank that you take a paper towel and shove it up your butt like a hot dog and then rip it out with a loud, smelly scream.
I did a jackyl-rip on the bus and the driver yelled at me.
At the mall, I had to do a jackyl-rip in the food court. The tacos were ruined.
My sister did a jackyl-rip during a Zoom call and my dog ran out of the room.
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Jackyl-ripping is when you're so gross that you use a paper towel like a toilet paper and rip it out of your butt with a loud noise that sounds like a fart and smells like a rotten pizza.
I did a jackyl-rip in the school bathroom and my teacher came in and yelled.
During a soccer game, I did a jackyl-rip and the whole team ran away.
My dad did a jackyl-rip on the couch and I had to change the sheets.
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