jackwagoner
A guy who calls people jackwagons because he’s too lazy to think of a real insult. He lights his farts on fire just to feel cool. He calls you a jackass in front of kids because he’s too scared to say it to your face.
I lit my fart on fire just to see if it would explode.
He called me a jackwagon because I didn’t bring snacks.
He told my mom I was a jackass because he was too scared to say it to me.