jackwagoner

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A guy who calls people jackwagons because he’s too lazy to think of a real insult. He lights his farts on fire just to feel cool. He calls you a jackass in front of kids because he’s too scared to say it to your face.
I lit my fart on fire just to see if it would explode.
He called me a jackwagon because I didn’t bring snacks.
He told my mom I was a jackass because he was too scared to say it to me.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s important, but everyone else thinks he’s a piece of garbage. He’s like the worst kid in class who still thinks he’s the best.
He said I was irrelevant because I didn’t like his stupid opinion.
He thinks he’s the king of the world because he once said something dumb.
He called me a worthless piece of garbage because he had nothing better to do.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A crybaby who whines like a baby and acts like a loser. He’s the kind of guy who cries when he gets a B on a test and still blames the teacher.
He cried when I called him a pussy.
He whined about the ice cream being too cold.
He ran away when I said he was a loser.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A broken-down piece of junk that only works if you’re lucky. It’s like a car that breaks down every time you use it and still costs you money.
That jackwagon broke down right in front of the store.
I tried to use the jackwagon and it fell apart.
The jackwagon was so broken it looked like it had been hit by a truck.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who messes everything up and still thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s the reason your project failed and still thinks he’s the hero.
He ruined my project and still called me a failure.
He messed up the whole plan and still acted like a hero.
He messed up the party and still thought he was cool.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A white guy who acts like he’s poor and thinks he’s the center of the universe. He’s the kind of guy who still thinks the world owes him money even after he failed.
He acts like he’s poor but still thinks he’s rich.
He thinks the world owes him money because he didn’t get a job.
He’s a white kid who still thinks he’s the best even though he’s in jail.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who forgets their job and acts like they’re the most important person at the party. They don’t bring ice cream and still think they’re the best.
He didn’t bring the ice cream and still acted like he was cool.
He forgot his job and still thought he was important.
He didn’t bring anything and still thought he was the best.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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