JackTheDown
JackTheDown is a human disaster. He has the brain of a goldfish and the face of a dead raccoon. If you see him, run. Or kick a ball at his head.
JackTheDown tried to eat a sandwich and it exploded. #facepalmdown
I saw JackTheDown trying to tie his shoes and failed. #shoelacewar
JackTheDown just screamed at a tree. It didn’t respond.