JackTheDown

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JackTheDown is a messed-up kid who’s like a brain-dead potato. He can’t think straight and looks like he just got hit by a truck. If you see him, kick a ball at his head and save the world.

JackTheDown just tried to solve a math problem and cried. #retardness

I saw JackTheDown staring at a wall like it owed him money.

JackTheDown tried to text his mom and sent a pigeon instead.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

JackTheDown is a human disaster. He has the brain of a goldfish and the face of a dead raccoon. If you see him, run. Or kick a ball at his head.

JackTheDown tried to eat a sandwich and it exploded. #facepalmdown

I saw JackTheDown trying to tie his shoes and failed. #shoelacewar

JackTheDown just screamed at a tree. It didn’t respond.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

JackTheDown is a lost cause. He’s dumber than a brick and uglier than a broken nose. If you see him, give him a kick or a ball to the head.

JackTheDown tried to read a book and fell asleep. #bookfail

JackTheDown just tried to walk and tripped over his own feet.

JackTheDown sent a message to his teacher: 'I am here. I am not here.' #confused

by Slangipedia 2mo ago