Jacksonville Mullet
The kind of hair you get when you forget about your head for five months and then expect it to look like a beach model. Worn by guys who think they’re cool but are just bald with a side of desperation.
My neighbor’s mullet is so bad, it’s like his head is trying to escape.
My brother’s mullet is so long, it’s starting to look like a second head.
The guy at the football game had a mullet so bad, the other fans were giving him high fives.