Jacksonville Mullet

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A stupid hairdo that looks like a raccoon got drunk and tried to comb it out. Usually worn by a balding redneck who thinks he's a surfer. Found at NASCAR races, wearing a trucker hat and sunglasses that scream ‘I’m rich.’
My cousin’s dad has a mullet so bad it looks like a cat threw up on his head.
I saw a guy with a mullet at the gas station. He was arguing with the cashier about how many miles his truck could go.
My uncle’s mullet is so long it’s starting to look like a dog’s tail.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The kind of hair you get when you forget about your head for five months and then expect it to look like a beach model. Worn by guys who think they’re cool but are just bald with a side of desperation.
My neighbor’s mullet is so bad, it’s like his head is trying to escape.
My brother’s mullet is so long, it’s starting to look like a second head.
The guy at the football game had a mullet so bad, the other fans were giving him high fives.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A hairdo so bad it could make a rockstar cry. It’s like a mix between a bald spot and a beach towel. Usually worn by guys who think they’re surfers but are just drunk on bad decisions.
My dad’s mullet is so bad, it looks like it was styled by a drunk raccoon.
The guy at the bar had a mullet so long, it looked like he had a beard on his head.
My uncle’s mullet is so bad, even his dog won’t look at him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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