Jackson's Law
According to Jackson's Law, if you do something awesome, you're probably alone. If you're alone, you're probably doing something stupid.
I did a backflip in the lunchroom. No one saw it. Then I fell into the soup line. Everyone saw that.
I tried to impress my crush by doing a magic trick. No one saw it. Then I set my pants on fire. Everyone saw that.
I ate the whole pizza in one bite. No one saw it. Then I got sick in the hallway. Everyone saw that.