Jackson's Law

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Jackson's Law says the cooler the thing you do, the fewer people will see it. The more embarrassing, the bigger the crowd that will laugh at you.
I pulled off a one-handed push-up in the hallway. No one saw it. Then I tripped and face-planted into the trash can. The whole school saw that.
I sneaked a muffin into the principal's office. No one saw it. Then I got caught eating it in the middle of the gym. Everyone saw that.
I did a sick skateboard trick. No one saw it. Then I fell off the ramp and landed in a puddle. Everyone saw that.
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According to Jackson's Law, if you do something awesome, you're probably alone. If you're alone, you're probably doing something stupid.
I did a backflip in the lunchroom. No one saw it. Then I fell into the soup line. Everyone saw that.
I tried to impress my crush by doing a magic trick. No one saw it. Then I set my pants on fire. Everyone saw that.
I ate the whole pizza in one bite. No one saw it. Then I got sick in the hallway. Everyone saw that.
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Jackson's Law means that the more awesome your move, the fewer people will notice. The more awkward, the more people will see it and laugh.
I did a sweet dance in the hallway. No one saw it. Then I slipped on a banana peel and fell into the custodian's bucket. Everyone saw that.
I tried to do a cool impression of the teacher. No one saw it. Then I started crying and ran out of the room. Everyone saw that.
I did a sweet trick on my skateboard. No one saw it. Then I fell and got stuck in a traffic cone. Everyone saw that.
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Jackson's Law says that the harder you try to be cool, the more likely you'll be the only one who sees it. The more you mess up, the more people will see you fail.
I tried to be cool by doing a cool trick. No one saw it. Then I fell and landed in a puddle. Everyone saw that.
I tried to impress my friends with a cool song. No one saw it. Then I started singing off-key and dancing like a fool. Everyone saw that.
I tried to be cool by eating the whole cake. No one saw it. Then I got sick in the hallway. Everyone saw that.
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