JacksonMan11
A JacksonMan11 is a human garbage can that wears mismatched socks and thinks they're a basketball legend. They can’t shoot straight and yell at the TV like it owes them money.
"You’re a JacksonMan11!" I screamed at my cousin after he missed 10 shots in a row.
My friend called me a JacksonMan11 because I wore a pizza box as a hat.
He said I was a JacksonMan11 because I dropped my phone in the toilet.