JacksonMan11

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A JacksonMan11 is a human garbage can that wears mismatched socks and thinks they're a basketball legend. They can’t shoot straight and yell at the TV like it owes them money.
"You’re a JacksonMan11!" I screamed at my cousin after he missed 10 shots in a row.
My friend called me a JacksonMan11 because I wore a pizza box as a hat.
He said I was a JacksonMan11 because I dropped my phone in the toilet.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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JacksonMan11 is when you’re so bad at basketball that your sweat smells like regret and your clothes look like they were stolen from a landfill.
My brother said I was a JacksonMan11 because I wore my pajamas to the park.
My dog barked at me and called me a JacksonMan11.
My teacher said I was a JacksonMan11 because I drew on the walls with crayons.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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If you’re a JacksonMan11, you don’t just play basketball, you suffer through it like it’s your punishment for being born.
My mom said I was a JacksonMan11 because I cried when I lost a game of tag.
My neighbor called me a JacksonMan11 because I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
My dad said I was a JacksonMan11 because I sat on the couch and yelled at the TV.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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