jacksonian - A person who thinks food is the only thing worth living for.

A person who thinks food is the only thing worth living for. They’ll eat a whole pizza and still complain about the sauce.

I’m a Jacksonian. I once ate 12 burgers in one day and still got a coupon for free fries.

My mom says I’m a Jacksonian because I eat before I breathe.

I told my friend he wasn’t a Jacksonian because he didn’t finish his ice cream.