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A person who thinks food is the only thing worth living for. They’ll eat a whole pizza and still complain about the sauce.

I’m a Jacksonian. I once ate 12 burgers in one day and still got a coupon for free fries.

My mom says I’m a Jacksonian because I eat before I breathe.

I told my friend he wasn’t a Jacksonian because he didn’t finish his ice cream.

A way of thinking that came from Andrew Jackson, who wanted to be the most powerful president ever and hated the National Bank so much he’d punch it.

My history teacher said Jacksonian philosophy is like having a grudge with the bank and winning.

I think the Jacksonian philosophy is just a fancy way of saying ‘I want to be king.’

If Andrew Jackson had a TikTok, it’d be all about the veto and no Bank.

A guy from Jacksonia named Ken who yells at his subscribers on YouTube and owns the channel ‘Jacksonian Ken.’

Jacksonian Ken just live-streamed himself eating a whole cake and yelled at his followers for not liking the frosting.

I got a DM from Jacksonian Ken saying I wasn’t a real fan because I didn’t like his hair.

Jacksonian Ken once did a video where he fought a chicken and called it ‘Manifest Destiny.’