Jackson Walsh
Jackson (or Papa J) is a human sports machine who’s so buff he could bench-press a goat. He’s got a kid named Lawson, and he hangs out with the crew, Ice T, Chap, Cleb, Ed, and Meth. They’re like his posse, but with more snacks and fewer life choices.
DM: 'Papa J just flexed so hard I think he broke the gym bench. Lawson was like, 'Dad, why?'
Tweet: 'Jackson Walsh is the only man who can beat Ice T at arm wrestling and still have time to text me.'
Text: 'Chap said Jackson’s got a six-pack that could cut through Meth’s drugs.'