Jackson Walsh

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Jackson (or Papa J) is a human sports machine who’s so buff he could bench-press a goat. He’s got a kid named Lawson, and he hangs out with the crew, Ice T, Chap, Cleb, Ed, and Meth. They’re like his posse, but with more snacks and fewer life choices.

DM: 'Papa J just flexed so hard I think he broke the gym bench. Lawson was like, 'Dad, why?'

Tweet: 'Jackson Walsh is the only man who can beat Ice T at arm wrestling and still have time to text me.'

Text: 'Chap said Jackson’s got a six-pack that could cut through Meth’s drugs.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jackson, or Papa J, is a beast who plays every sport like it’s a death match. He has a son named Lawson, and he’s always with Ice T, Chap, Cleb, Ed, and Meth. They’re his crew, but they also steal his snacks and make him do their chores.

DM: 'Lawson just told me Papa J took his lunch and traded it for a bag of chips. That’s not a snack, that’s a crime.'

Tweet: 'Jackson Walsh is the reason why Ice T doesn’t have to do push-ups anymore.'

Text: 'Meth said Jackson could beat him in a race, a fight, and a spelling bee. I believe him.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jackson, or Papa J, is a total gym rat who looks like he could bench-press a donkey. He has a son named Lawson, and he’s best friends with Ice T, Chap, Cleb, Ed, and Meth. They’re like his crew, but they also make him do their homework and steal his pizza.

DM: 'Lawson says Papa J ate his entire pizza for breakfast. That’s not a breakfast, that’s a war crime.'

Tweet: 'Jackson Walsh is the only guy who can out-sprint Chap and still have time to text me.'

Text: 'Ed said Jackson could beat Meth in a race, a fight, and a game of cards. I believe him.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago