Jackson Swindle
A way of describing a hairline that’s so thin it looks like it’s been run over by a lawnmower. People use it when someone’s head looks like a desert.
My dad’s hairline is a Jackson Swindle. It’s like he lost a war and didn’t even win the prize.
That guy’s got a Jackson Swindle. He looks like he’s been balding since the 80s.
My brother’s hairline is a Jackson Swindle. It’s like a raccoon stole his hair.