Jackson Swindle

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A nickname for something so orange it looks like it was dipped in turd juice. People use it for fruits, walls, and even your face when you’ve been eating too much orange Jell-O.
My cousin’s hair is a Jackson Swindle. It’s like a neon traffic cone got mad at him.
That sunset looked like a Jackson Swindle. I was half tempted to eat it.
My math teacher’s face is a Jackson Swindle. I think he’s been drinking orange soda for 20 years.
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A way of describing a hairline that’s so thin it looks like it’s been run over by a lawnmower. People use it when someone’s head looks like a desert.
My dad’s hairline is a Jackson Swindle. It’s like he lost a war and didn’t even win the prize.
That guy’s got a Jackson Swindle. He looks like he’s been balding since the 80s.
My brother’s hairline is a Jackson Swindle. It’s like a raccoon stole his hair.
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