jackson pollack
when your guts are so full of poop you feel like a human toilet and you’re blasting it out like it’s a warzone.
I ate three burgers and a whole pizza. Then I exploded like a volcano and my pants were soaked.
I felt like I had a million turds in my stomach and I just let it all out like a cannon.
I was sitting on the toilet and suddenly my pants were soaked with diarrhea. It was like a surprise party I didn’t want.