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when a girl is giving you head and you decide to take a break to think about your next move, then you slap her face with a load of jizz like it's the final stroke of a painting.
She was doing a good job, but I had to pause for dramatic effect. Then I blew my load all over her face like it was a canvas.
I was halfway through and said, 'Hold that thought,' then I splattered her with cum like a modern art disaster.
She was going for a masterpiece, but I ruined it with a face full of jizz and a middle finger.
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when your guts are so full of poop you feel like a human toilet and you’re blasting it out like it’s a warzone.
I ate three burgers and a whole pizza. Then I exploded like a volcano and my pants were soaked.
I felt like I had a million turds in my stomach and I just let it all out like a cannon.
I was sitting on the toilet and suddenly my pants were soaked with diarrhea. It was like a surprise party I didn’t want.
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