Jackson Pirie
The legend, the myth, the guy who laughs so loud he might wake the dead. He broke his leg, then fell down the stairs with crutches, then lost all his money betting on skins. He’s got 2000 computers and still uses the one from 2005. Everyone calls him Torg or Troglodyte.
He laughed so hard at my joke he broke his leg and then fell down the stairs.
He bet his last dollar on a skin and lost, then cried like a baby.
He tried to use his 2000th computer and it crashed.