Jackson Pirie

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The shortest dude in the crew, except when he’s not. He laughs like a crackhead and has a habit of breaking his own body and falling down stairs with crutches. He’s a sweaty gaming nerd who will drag you into every game like you owe him money.
He laughed so hard at my joke he fell down the stairs and broke his ankle again.
He tried to beat me in Fortnite and fell off a cliff with his crutches.
He asked me to play Minecraft with him, and I said no, but he dragged me into the game anyway.
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The legend, the myth, the guy who laughs so loud he might wake the dead. He broke his leg, then fell down the stairs with crutches, then lost all his money betting on skins. He’s got 2000 computers and still uses the one from 2005. Everyone calls him Torg or Troglodyte.
He laughed so hard at my joke he broke his leg and then fell down the stairs.
He bet his last dollar on a skin and lost, then cried like a baby.
He tried to use his 2000th computer and it crashed.
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