Jackson Memorial High School
A school that's barely holding on, but we still love it because the other school is full of people who would punch you for looking at them funny. It might be old, but it's better than Jackson Liberty, which is full of guidos and punks who think they're better than everyone.
Jackson Liberty is full of fake tough guys. We don't need them to feel superior.
The people here are actually nice, unlike the other school where everyone thinks they're the king of the hill.
We might be old and broken, but we're not gonna let a bunch of guidos tell us we're not good enough.