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The worst school in Jackson, but we still think it's the best because we're too dumb to realize it's falling apart. The nurse gives you stale crackers and Perino can smell your phone from a block away, but we still act like we're kings. We're okay with being dirty and old, as long as we win every sport and laugh at the stupid school colors.
Why did we waste millions on a new school when this one is still standing? It's not like we needed a fancy new building to feel superior.
Perino caught me texting in math class from the other side of the hallway. I got a detention and a lecture about cell phones.
The lunchroom is a warzone, but we still claim it's the best school in Jackson. Whatever.