Jackson Green
Jackson Green is a scrawny little cunt who thinks he's 5'10, and he thinks he owns the song 'Ophelia' just because he plays it on every goddamn TikTok. He asks 'Is everything okay?' like it's the most important question in the world and he's the only one who can answer it. He's single, he eats dirt, and he hates dolphins more than he loves his sister.
He ate dirt on live TikTok and said 'This is what a real man does.'
He posted a TikTok of him eating dirt and said 'Is everything okay? I think I just became a god.'
He said dolphins are 'overrated sea bitches' and drew a stick figure with a mustache to prove it.