Jackson Green

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Jackson Green is a tiny little twerp who thinks he's 5'10 and acts like he owns the song 'Ophelia' because he plays it on every TikTok. He asks 'Is everything okay?' like it's a goddamn ritual and he's the only one who can answer it. He's got a ton of followers, but he's still single and weirdly obsessed with dirt and hates dolphins for no reason.
'Is everything okay?' said Jackson Green, as if he was the king of the universe.
He posted a TikTok of him eating dirt and captioned it 'My daily dose of madness.'
He said dolphins are 'overrated sea bitches' and drew a stick figure with a mustache to prove it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Jackson Green is a scrawny little waste of space who lies about his height and thinks he's some kind of music god. He's got a massive following but still can't get a date, and he's obsessed with dirt and hates dolphins. He's got two fan groups that act like he's a god and his Twitter headers look like a toddler had a meltdown.
He replied to Charli Damelio with 'Epic!' like he was being paid to say it.
He posted a TikTok of him eating dirt with the caption 'I'm not weird, I'm just very specific.'
He tried to ask Charli out and she replied with 'Epic!' and blocked him.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Jackson Green is a scrawny little cunt who thinks he's 5'10, and he thinks he owns the song 'Ophelia' just because he plays it on every goddamn TikTok. He asks 'Is everything okay?' like it's the most important question in the world and he's the only one who can answer it. He's single, he eats dirt, and he hates dolphins more than he loves his sister.
He ate dirt on live TikTok and said 'This is what a real man does.'
He posted a TikTok of him eating dirt and said 'Is everything okay? I think I just became a god.'
He said dolphins are 'overrated sea bitches' and drew a stick figure with a mustache to prove it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Jackson Green is a tiny, scrawny little bastard who thinks he's 5'10 and has a massive following because he plays 'Ophelia' on every goddamn TikTok. He's got a habit of asking 'Is everything okay?' like he's the only one who can answer it. He eats dirt, hates dolphins, and is still single even though he's got two fan groups that act like he's a god.
He replied to Charli Damelio with 'Epic!' and then blocked her.
He posted a TikTok of him eating dirt and said 'This is my daily ritual.'
He tried to ask Charli out and got blocked with a message that said 'Epic!'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Jackson Green is a tiny little twerp who lies about his height and thinks he's some kind of music god. He plays 'Ophelia' on every goddamn TikTok and asks 'Is everything okay?' like it's some kind of sacred ritual. He eats dirt, hates dolphins, and still can't get a date even though he's got two fan groups that act like he's a god.
He said 'Is everything okay?' while eating dirt and looking like he was about to cry.
He posted a TikTok of him eating dirt and said 'This is what a real man does.'
He said dolphins are 'overrated sea bitches' and drew a stick figure with a mustache to prove it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Jackson Green is a tiny, scrawny little twerp who lies about his height and thinks he's some kind of music god. He plays 'Ophelia' on every goddamn TikTok and asks 'Is everything okay?' like it's some kind of sacred ritual. He eats dirt, hates dolphins, and still can't get a date even though he's got two fan groups that act like he's a god.
He said 'Is everything okay?' while eating dirt and looking like he was about to cry.
He posted a TikTok of him eating dirt and said 'This is what a real man does.'
He said dolphins are 'overrated sea bitches' and drew a stick figure with a mustache to prove it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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