Jacksmart
When a guy acts like he’s Einstein but only because he’s been listening to the same joke for 10 years. He drops a comment so good, it makes your brain feel like it's been kicked by a donkey.
Jack says, 'I knew that was going to happen,' right after you trip over a chair.
He calls a pizza delivery 'a strategic move,' and you're still eating it cold.
He says, 'I predicted this since last week,' after you forget his birthday.