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A word for someone who acts like they're the smartest person in the room, even when they're just lucky. It’s when a guy drops a clever comment that makes everyone else look like they’ve been hit by a truck.
Jack says, 'I knew this was gonna happen,' right after you spill your pint on the floor.
He calls a football match 'a battle of wills' when the other team just scored a goal.
He says, 'I've been planning this since Tuesday,' after you take 10 minutes to find his keys.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a guy acts like he’s Einstein but only because he’s been listening to the same joke for 10 years. He drops a comment so good, it makes your brain feel like it's been kicked by a donkey.
Jack says, 'I knew that was going to happen,' right after you trip over a chair.
He calls a pizza delivery 'a strategic move,' and you're still eating it cold.
He says, 'I predicted this since last week,' after you forget his birthday.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a guy thinks he's the most clever person ever, just because he said one word at the right time. It’s when he drops a comment so good, it makes your brain short-circuit.
Jack says, 'I saw that coming a mile off,' after you fall into a puddle.
He calls a loud argument 'a verbal battle,' and no one understands what he's talking about.
He says, 'I had this planned for ages,' after you miss his train.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who acts like he’s the brainiest person in the world, even though he just remembered what he was talking about. He drops a comment so sharp, it makes your brain feel like it's been stabbed with a pencil.
Jack says, 'I knew that was going to happen,' right after you drop your phone in the toilet.
He calls a traffic jam 'a strategic slowdown,' and everyone just stares at him.
He says, 'I had this all figured out,' after you take 20 minutes to find his shoes.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a guy acts like he's the cleverest person ever, just because he said something that made sense once. He drops a comment so good, it makes your brain feel like it's been crushed by a bulldozer.
Jack says, 'I knew this was going to happen,' right after you punch a wall.
He calls a loud sneeze 'a moment of greatness,' and you're just confused.
He says, 'I predicted this all along,' after you forget his name.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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