Jacksimp
A guy between 13 and 21 who thinks Viggo Mortensen’s broken toes in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers is the best thing ever and ignores everything else that doesn’t match Tolkien’s work. They even curse Tolkien’s son for trying to finish his dad’s stuff.
'That toe break was the best scene ever! The rest of the movie was garbage.'
'Christopher Tolkien is a disgrace. He couldn’t even finish his dad’s work properly.'
'I would’ve died for that toe break. The rest of the movie was just noise.'