Jacksimp

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A guy between 13 and 21 who thinks Viggo Mortensen’s broken toes in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers is the best thing ever and ignores everything else that doesn’t match Tolkien’s work. They even curse Tolkien’s son for trying to finish his dad’s stuff.

'That toe break was the best scene ever! The rest of the movie was garbage.'

'Christopher Tolkien is a disgrace. He couldn’t even finish his dad’s work properly.'

'I would’ve died for that toe break. The rest of the movie was just noise.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A guy who thinks Viggo Mortensen’s toes being smashed in The Two Towers was the best part of the movie and acts like the rest of it was trash. They also yell at Christopher Tolkien for not being Viggo.

'I don’t care if the rest of the movie was okay. That toe break was magic.'

'Christopher Tolkien should’ve let Viggo break his toes for the whole movie.'

'If the movie didn’t have that toe break, it was a waste of time.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A dude who thinks Viggo Mortensen’s toes being broken in The Two Towers is the greatest thing ever, and laughs at everyone else for not caring. They even call Christopher Tolkien a failure.

'That toe break was the most important part of the movie. The rest? Just filler.'

'Christopher Tolkien is a failure. He didn’t even make Viggo break his toes properly.'

'I would’ve watched that scene forever. The rest of the movie was trash.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago