Jacksaintsgone
a crumpled up old hag who smells like expired pizza and has cheese brain goo stuck in her face folds
My aunt is a jacksaintsgone. She eats cheese for breakfast and sleeps in a cheese jar.
That woman at the grocery store is a jacksaintsgone. She looks like she was dipped in rancid fondue.
My grandma is a jacksaintsgone. She tried to eat a whole wheel of cheese and now she has cheese brain.