Jacksaintsgone

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a crumpled up old hag who smells like expired pizza and has cheese brain goo stuck in her face folds

My aunt is a jacksaintsgone. She eats cheese for breakfast and sleeps in a cheese jar.

That woman at the grocery store is a jacksaintsgone. She looks like she was dipped in rancid fondue.

My grandma is a jacksaintsgone. She tried to eat a whole wheel of cheese and now she has cheese brain.

a cheese-laden face full of chin folds that look like they’ve been dipped in expired goo

That lady at the mall is a jacksaintsgone. She looks like she’s been sitting in a cheese vat since the 80s.

My cousin is a jacksaintsgone. She tried to eat a pizza and now she’s got cheese brain.

That woman on the bus is a jacksaintsgone. She smells like a cheese factory exploded in her face.

an old lady who’s been living in a cheese cave and has green moldy brain goo dripping out of her chin folds

My neighbor is a jacksaintsgone. She lives in a cheese cave and eats cheese for dinner.

That lady at the park is a jacksaintsgone. She’s got green moldy goo coming out of her chin folds.

My mom’s a jacksaintsgone. She tried to eat too much cheese and now she’s got moldy brain goo.