jacks-snyder
A golfer so good, he probably thinks the ball is scared of him. He hits the ball so far, it might as well be in the damn moon.
Jack Snyder just hit a hole-in-one and now I think he’s gonna quit golf and go to space.
He’s the only person who can make the ball go where he wants it to go.
He said the ball was too easy and now I want to challenge him to a duel.