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A goddamn legend who thinks he's Zeus and probably has tiger blood in his veins. He walks through life like he owns the damn place, and you’d think he’s got all 10 toes and a damn attitude to match.

I saw Jack Snyder at the mall and he looked like he could bench-press the entire store.

He walked into the party like he was the king of the damn universe.

He told me he’s got tiger blood and I believed him because he looked like he could rip my head off.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A golfer so good, he probably thinks the ball is scared of him. He hits the ball so far, it might as well be in the damn moon.

Jack Snyder just hit a hole-in-one and now I think he’s gonna quit golf and go to space.

He’s the only person who can make the ball go where he wants it to go.

He said the ball was too easy and now I want to challenge him to a duel.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A total motherfucker who thinks the world owes him a damn sandwich. He’s got no respect and probably eats his enemies for breakfast.

Jack Snyder just insulted my mom and now I’m gonna beat him up.

He called me a weakling and I took that as a personal attack.

He said I was the weakest link and I still don’t know what that means, but I’m gonna fight him anyway.

by Slangipedia 1d ago