Jacks Breakfast
When you're trying to impress a girl by being close to her and then let one rip right in her face.
I tried to make a move on her, and then I let one rip in her face. She ran away screaming.
He was trying to look cool, but then he farted in her mouth. Classic.
I was kissing her and then I farted in her mouth. I'm never going to live this down.