Jacks Breakfast

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When you're trying to impress a girl by being close to her and then let one rip right in her face.

I tried to make a move on her, and then I let one rip in her face. She ran away screaming.

He was trying to look cool, but then he farted in her mouth. Classic.

I was kissing her and then I farted in her mouth. I'm never going to live this down.

When a guy grabs his junk and starts messing with it before 10 in the morning.

He was jerking off in class before 10. The teacher was so mad.

He was playing with his junk in the morning. I can't even focus.

He was doing his morning business before 10. He's a morning man.

A meal that's so good it could power a whole army.

This breakfast was so good, I could've taken on the whole school.

I ate this and I felt like a superhero. I could beat up anyone.

This breakfast was so good, it could've powered a spaceship.

A guy in a class who is super dumb and can't even think straight.

Jack is so dumb, he can't even add two plus two.

Jack is the dumbest kid in the class. He's like a walking disaster.

Jack is so dumb, he can't even remember his own name.