Jackpotty
When you’re about to get your butt kicked by a duece, and you find the richest pig on Facebook Marketplace!
Just saw a bike for $20. I'm buying it before my brother sees it.
Found a PS5 for $50. My mom's gonna kill me if I don't buy it.
That’s the cheapest couch I’ve ever seen. I’m taking it even if it smells like my cousin’s old sock.