Jackpotty

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When you’re about to get your butt kicked by a duece, and you find the richest pig on Facebook Marketplace!
Just saw a bike for $20. I'm buying it before my brother sees it.
Found a PS5 for $50. My mom's gonna kill me if I don't buy it.
That’s the cheapest couch I’ve ever seen. I’m taking it even if it smells like my cousin’s old sock.
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When you’re about to get your head handed to you by a duece, and you find a golden goose on Facebook Marketplace!
I saw a TV for $10. I’m getting it even if it doesn’t work.
That phone is half the price of my lunch money. I’m getting it.
Found a pair of shoes for $5. I’m buying them even if they’re stained.
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When you’re about to be trampled by a duece, and you find the richest pig on Facebook Marketplace!
Found a blender for $15. I'm getting it before my sister sees it.
That’s the cheapest pizza I’ve ever seen. I’m buying it even if it’s cold.
That’s the cheapest chair I’ve ever seen. I’m getting it even if it has a hole.
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