Jackpotty - When you’re about to get your head handed to you by a duece,

When you’re about to get your head handed to you by a duece, and you find a golden goose on Facebook Marketplace!

I saw a TV for $10. I’m getting it even if it doesn’t work.

That phone is half the price of my lunch money. I’m getting it.

Found a pair of shoes for $5. I’m buying them even if they’re stained.