Jackpot of Jack Squat
The worst kind of nothing. Like a nothing that’s trying too hard to be something.
You won a contest. The prize was a coupon for a discount on a broken toaster. Jackpot of Jack Squat.
He gave you a job. It was a job you had to do at 3 a. m. Jackpot of Jack Squat.
They said you’d get a new car. It was a car that smelled like a used shoe store. Jackpot of Jack Squat.