Jackphil
When a guy is obsessed with a radish he thinks is the perfect criminal. He wants to kill her, turn her into a wax statue, and show it to his dead sister. He goes crazy trying to seduce her into doing the perfect crime, messing up other people’s lives because he’s delusional and thinks he’s the only real cop. The radish (Jack The Ripper) is probably laughing and wants to seduce him too.
Letter: ‘She’s the perfect criminal. I’m the perfect cop. I’m gonna make her do the perfect crime.’
Text: ‘I’m trying to seduce the perfect criminal. I’m also trying to kill her.’
DM: ‘She’s laughing at me. I’m gonna kill her. Then I’ll die alone.’