Jackphil

When a guy falls for a radish because he thinks she’s hot and thinks she’s a good person based on some stupid face-reading nonsense. Then he loses his mind when his radish best friend (what history says) turns out to be a serial killer who made his whole life a waste. The radish uses that face-reading crap to dodge jail, flirt with him, and beat him up while he’s still in his head.

When a guy is obsessed with a radish he thinks is the perfect criminal. He wants to kill her, turn her into a wax statue, and show it to his dead sister. He goes crazy trying to seduce her into doing the perfect crime, messing up other people’s lives because he’s delusional and thinks he’s the only real cop. The radish (Jack The Ripper) is probably laughing and wants to seduce him too.

When a guy is so obsessed with a radish that he lets her in his room to talk about sin at night. Then the radish poisons the thick clerk with arsenic, just like the clerk did to her brother. The cops are lazy, can’t do trials, and are married to their boring job. The physiognomist is too mad to care, but he’s probably better off with the cops because the radish might mess with them too. Maybe the whole thing was a scam.