Jackopedia
Jackopedia is when your hand never stops jerking off and your cock is permanently hard. It's super common and can kill you if you don't get help.
My neighbor has Jackopedia and doesn't even notice his dog peed on his leg.
I tried to wake him up for breakfast, but he was still doing it in the kitchen.
He didn't stop until his mom came in and threw a soup bowl at his head.