Jackopedia

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Jackopedia is when your hand never stops jerking off and your cock is permanently hard. It's super common and can kill you if you don't get help.
My neighbor has Jackopedia and doesn't even notice his dog peed on his leg.
I tried to wake him up for breakfast, but he was still doing it in the kitchen.
He didn't stop until his mom came in and threw a soup bowl at his head.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackopedia is like being stuck in a never-ending porn movie. Your hand is moving nonstop, and your junk is never soft. It’s a real problem and can be deadly.
My cousin got Jackopedia after watching 10 hours of YouTube videos in a row.
He ate breakfast with his hand still going and didn’t notice the bacon was burnt.
His dad tried to stop him by yelling 'You’re gonna die like this!' and he just laughed.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackopedia is when your hand is stuck doing the same thing over and over, and your cock is never down. It’s super common and can kill you if you don’t get a break.
My friend got Jackopedia after his mom left him alone for three days.
He did it in the middle of a test and got a zero for not paying attention.
He tried to stop, but his hand wouldn’t listen and kept going.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackopedia is when your hand is on a never-ending jerk-off ride and your cock is forever hard. It's super common and can kill you if you're not careful.
My brother got Jackopedia after watching a football game for 12 hours straight.
He did it while eating pizza and didn't even notice the cheese was melting.
His sister came in and yelled at him, but he was too busy to care.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackopedia is when your hand won't stop going and your cock is always up. It's super common and can kill you if you don't get a break.
My uncle got Jackopedia after watching his favorite movie for 24 hours.
He did it in the middle of a meeting and didn’t even notice the boss was upset.
He tried to stop, but his hand wouldn’t listen and kept going.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackopedia is when your hand is stuck doing the same thing and your cock is always hard. It’s super common and can kill you if you don't get help.
My friend got Jackopedia after playing video games for 10 hours straight.
He did it in the middle of a class and didn’t even notice the teacher was angry.
He tried to stop, but his hand wouldn’t listen and kept going.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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