Jackopedia
Jackopedia is like being stuck in a never-ending porn movie. Your hand is moving nonstop, and your junk is never soft. It’s a real problem and can be deadly.
My cousin got Jackopedia after watching 10 hours of YouTube videos in a row.
He ate breakfast with his hand still going and didn’t notice the bacon was burnt.
His dad tried to stop him by yelling 'You’re gonna die like this!' and he just laughed.