jackoffathon
A big event where you jack off so much, it’s like a party, but the only guest is you and your hand.
My jackoffathon was so big, it had a theme: 'Finger Friday' and 'Palm Party'.
He had a jackoffathon and invited his friends. They all left because it was too loud.
I did a jackoffathon and my hand got a medal. It was the best medal ever.