jackoffathon

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A long, non-stop session of jacking off that makes your hand sore and your brain forget what your name is.

I did a jackoffathon for 8 hours straight. My hand was a meatball and my brain was a noodle.

He started a jackoffathon during a Zoom meeting. His boss thought he was having a seizure.

My dog watched my jackoffathon and now he jacks off in the hallway at 3 a. m.

When you spend so much time jacking off, it feels like you’re going to die, but you still keep going because you’re that obsessed.

I jacked off so much during my jackoffathon, I thought I was going to lose my pants.

She did a jackoffathon and didn’t even notice her mom walking in.

My jackoffathon was so intense, my neighbor called the cops.

A big event where you jack off so much, it’s like a party, but the only guest is you and your hand.

My jackoffathon was so big, it had a theme: 'Finger Friday' and 'Palm Party'.

He had a jackoffathon and invited his friends. They all left because it was too loud.

I did a jackoffathon and my hand got a medal. It was the best medal ever.